As graduation draws near, everyone starts looking for funny quotes relating to graduation. Speeches are a big part of the season, be it in front of friends at a party or in front of the whole school. To make things a little easier, check out these funny quotes about graduation.
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Trust me, you’ll always want to borrow money from your families.
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
When you start to think about how grateful you are to be out of school, think about how grateful your teachers are to be away from you!
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years.
Even your worst moments in school are something that you’ll look back on fondly.
Just don’t take any class where you have to read Beowulf.
Before Beowulf was a hit CGI movie, it was a long winded epic poem that many of us were required to read in college.
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
Never take yourself too seriously, even if you have a PhD on your resume.
At commencement you were you square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.
Let yourself be free and let your mind run wild every now and then.
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
You can’t forget your parents and what they’re experiencing on the big day.
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Graduation speeches are notoriously boring and long, but they don’t have to be.
And who can forget this lovely gem by rocker Alice Cooper?
No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher’s dirty looks.
Of course if you’re looking for something that everyone will know and understand, why not quote the infamous Zach Morris from “Saved by the Bell”?
I like school…it’s a good way to kill time between weekends.